Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry always gets the best of the argument
Never act as if you’re looking for someone; they should be looking for you
Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe
Never put off till tomorrow what may be done [the] day after tomorrow just as well
Never order barbecue in place that serves quiche-gore Vidal
Never use a long word when a short one will do
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Never trust a skinny ice cream man
Never use a long word when a short one will do
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
Never trust a skinny ice cream man
Never make a speech at a country dance of a football game
Never put anybody on hold
Never walk away from a long shot
Never call your captain unless it’s murder
Never drink martinis with beautiful suspects
Never give your girl and dog the same kind of jewelry
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