-The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
-I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out
to be an optical Aleutian .
-A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a weapon of math disruption.
-The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his work.
-No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
-A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
-A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
-Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
-Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to
the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
-I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
-A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
-The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium
at large.
-A backward poet writes inverse.
-In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
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