Saturday, August 27, 2011


The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided
that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice
together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They
put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors."
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." This was
also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.

"Catatonics and High Colonics"... No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"... thumbs down.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"... still no good..
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"... unacceptable!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"... not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"... no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks"... still no good.
"Loons and Moons"... forget it.
The docs finally came up with Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: " Odds and Ends"
Everyone loved it.

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