CLASSIC TRAVEL QUOTES

“When you come to a fork in the road….take it” – Yogi Berra

“Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.” – George Carlin

 “If you’ve seen one redwood tree, you’ve seen them all.” – Ronald Reagan

“Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversations.” — Elizabeth Drew

“Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.” – Charles Kuralt

 “The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist.” – Russell Baker

 “You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars.” – Charles Kuralt

 “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.” – Yogi Berra

 “Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.” – Old Haitian Proverb

 “Canada is the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half French and difficult to stir.” – Stuart Keate

 “On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.” – Lewis Grizzard

“France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.” – Billy Wilder

“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” – Steve Martin

 “Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube. There are some things one would rather have done than do.” – Edward Abbey

“If you are going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

 “I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places”. – Henny Youngman

 “Two great talkers will not travel far together.” – Spanish Proverb

 “Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.” – Yogi Berra

 “I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.” – George Bernard Shaw

“Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.” – Unknown

 “When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money”. – Unknown

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain