PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE

A man who allegedly told police he drank five beers while waiting for a pizza lost control of his car and smashed into a house, greeting the startled homeowner by saying, “You want some pizza?’’ The homeowner felt his house shake, and downstairs found a dazed William Kise, 41, in the driver’s seat of a rubble-covered Mustang, with a box of pizza and some hot sauce in his back seat. Kise offered to share, but despite his generosity, was arrested and charged with drunk driving.