Saturday, March 17, 2012

SMILE

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian, grew up together and were
lifelong friends.
But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying.
(click below for the punch line)

While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn,
"O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye."
Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.
"Shawny ole boy, we've been friends all our lives, and now I'm leaving 'ere.
I 'ave one last request fir ye to do."
O'Brian burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything ye wish. It's done."
"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whiskey in
all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was.
After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine
whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I'll be able to
enjoy it for all eternity."
O'Brian was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his
friend's request, he asked,
"Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey.
But, might I strain it through me kidneys first?"

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