PEOPLE BEING PEOPLE

Two burglars picked the wrong victim when they tried to rob the California home of a champion -tomahawk-thrower. Robin Irvine was sleeping when she felt someone trying to remove her wristwatch. Instinctively, she grabbed a tomahawk from her bedside, let out a war cry, and chased the men from her house. She restrained herself from hurling the ax at the burglars’ backs. “I hit what I aim for,” she said. But Irvine promised she wouldn’t go so easy on the next intruder. “If you’re in my house,” she said, “you’re not walking out.”