Saturday, July 06, 2013

SMILE

Definitions


BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
Animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

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